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Oh Mom, how did you get so wise?
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(08-10-2020, 04:23 PM)Maggot Wrote: Smiley_emoticons_shocked


I knew better than to randomly walk into my kids room when they were 12


(08-10-2020, 05:23 PM)sally Wrote: Yuck. I never explained anything, I assumed they could figure it out on their own.

I wasn't planning on explaining anything,  but my kids school had sex ed in the 4th grade 


(08-10-2020, 08:08 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-10-2020, 05:23 PM)sally Wrote: Yuck. I never explained anything, I assumed they could figure it out on their own.
Well I wish Mom and Dad had explained erections and masturbation instead. I don't think I masturbated until I was 23.

Lies

(08-10-2020, 08:28 PM)sally Wrote: If you were too retarded to know what to do with that thing then thats your problem.

hah

(08-10-2020, 09:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-10-2020, 08:28 PM)sally Wrote: If you were too retarded to know what to do with that thing then thats your problem.
Well I'm sorry I have 4 brothers and a Dad and not one of them thought to say "Oh by the way, if your penis is growing bigger and harder at random,awkward intervals, there's nothing wrong with you or your penis, that's just a natural part of puberty." Not that I had alot of privacy anyway with overprotective parents and 4 brothers. And by the time I did have privacy, I was more interested in trying on my mom's clothes. Actually now that I think of it, I think I did masturbate while in my mom's clothes as a teen and then I'd have to sneak around to wash them before she noticed the clothes missing.

Thanks,  now the banjo tune from 'deliverance ' is playing in my head.
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Messages In This Thread
Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by Maggot - 08-10-2020, 04:23 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by sally - 08-10-2020, 05:23 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by Maggot - 08-10-2020, 07:12 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by sally - 08-10-2020, 08:28 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by Maggot - 08-10-2020, 08:42 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by BigMark - 08-10-2020, 08:48 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by Maggot - 08-10-2020, 08:49 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by BigMark - 08-10-2020, 08:50 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by Maggot - 08-10-2020, 09:08 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by BigMark - 08-10-2020, 09:53 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by Duchess - 08-11-2020, 04:40 AM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by sally - 08-10-2020, 10:11 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by sally - 08-10-2020, 10:18 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by BigMark - 08-10-2020, 11:26 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by cannongal - 08-11-2020, 12:14 AM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by BigMark - 08-11-2020, 12:24 AM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by BigMark - 08-11-2020, 05:34 AM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by BigMark - 08-11-2020, 09:12 AM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by Duchess - 08-11-2020, 10:14 AM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by BigMark - 08-11-2020, 10:57 AM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by sally - 08-11-2020, 12:14 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by Duchess - 08-11-2020, 12:20 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by Maggot - 08-11-2020, 01:06 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by Carsman - 08-11-2020, 02:58 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by Maggot - 08-11-2020, 03:17 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by BigMark - 08-11-2020, 06:09 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by sally - 08-11-2020, 09:59 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by sally - 08-11-2020, 07:43 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by Carsman - 08-11-2020, 07:51 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by Maggot - 08-11-2020, 08:01 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by BigMark - 08-11-2020, 09:41 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by BigMark - 08-11-2020, 10:20 PM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by BigMark - 08-12-2020, 09:43 AM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by BigMark - 08-12-2020, 10:25 AM
RE: Oh Mom, how did you get so wise? - by BigMark - 08-12-2020, 12:35 PM