the 2020 trivial drivel thread

[cannongal]

There's a bad wildfire about 20 miles north of me, the news is warning us not to open our windows because the smoke is so bad. There's even ash building up on my porch and car.

Erm,  since I have quite a few fire fighters in my family,   I can tell you that ashes building up,  means the wildfire is heading your way.   Please take care of yourself!  Make arrangements now,  and find another place to hang out.