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[Maggot]

Gus........How did you happen to find this forum? From another one? From having twitchy fingers? Maybe you saw it in a dream one night or your dog barked it after you rubbed his belly.

I was looking for a recipe for mock turtle soup.

The turtle put his head back in his neck and burped. Later as a good turtle will do he popped back out and said "turtle soup?" considering he was a pet or so he thought he was concerned. Soon his entire entourage was deftly looking from side to side wondering who was reaching into the aquarium. 

The Salamanders thought they had been transported to a government facility were gently the turtle said. " fear not my fellow friends, Tommy owns this tank" And they were once again transported to their happy place, thanks to the turtles wise tutelage. 

Least we forget the lowest of the animal kingdom, as we may once be looked upon as "soup" said Tommy.