10-31-2020, 11:13 PM
My roommate in tech school got a couple of baby rats which I'm pretty sure was against barrack rules but anyway, there was a street party and I came home day drunk on my ass and fell asleep. Those two little fuckers got out of their cage and decided to wake me up by gently nibbling on my nose. They didn't hurt me at all and they were super cute but opening my eyes to see a rat two inches from my face freaked me the fuck out and I insisted she get rid of them.
I would have felt bad but she was draining my change jar without me noticing and ended up ripping me off for about $50. And she was one of my better roommates in the Air Force.
I would have felt bad but she was draining my change jar without me noticing and ended up ripping me off for about $50. And she was one of my better roommates in the Air Force.