10,000 E. African albinos in hiding after killings

[Middle Finger]

Thanks. We needed to hear more gross and irresponsible metro fuck behavior coming from you.

I keep forgetting you didn't have the looks or charm to play the field when you were younger like any other normal heterosexual male did.

Now go see your wife its time for your afternoon breast feed.

No, I never had to share an apartment with someone because I earned a living right away and was able to have my own space. Also, I never had to share a place with someone gross like that because I wasn't ever stupid and desperate enough.

Not a college man eh?

Or was your frathouse straight out of Revenge of the nerds?, the fraternity of Alpha Analus retentivenus?

I'm betting you never kissed a girl on the mouth until you met your wife, I'm betting the first time you ejaculated your thought
you had broken your penis.

In college I did, that's true. I thought you were talking about out of school - I wouldn't expect better from you, really. However, even in college, I had choices and would have moved out had I been living with someone that was that gross and made insects a new breeding ground with his leftover food.

I assume you didn't because you were, like I've been saying, pretty stupid.

If you weren't so stupid, why the fuck would you purposefully plan to have a kid without being married? You obviously have some concept of the importance of marriage because you are now married, dumb ass.