DO YOU SHAKE...

[Duchess]

 We have friends from Europe that hug too and even do the kiss on each cheek, I think that's a European thing.

I think so too, and whenever I see it done here I always think "look at those pretentious assholes".  

You'd never know by looking at me some of the thoughts that run through my head so much of the time. I'm warped so I see humor in a lot of inappropriate things. I'm judgmental too, but again, you'd never know what I was thinking by looking at me.