DON'T. JUST DON'T

[Duchess]

I'm willing to bet that no one else here has a cookie jar. And by cookie jar I don't mean a vagina, Mark.

I particularly liked that. Ahahahaha. I do it too. You have to!

...where the hell am I supposed to put the cookies? I am not just keeping a package in the pantry. Shit needs to be organized, woman. I line up all the beverages in the fridge too. Each beverage gets its own line.