ROLES IN LIFE

[Carsman]

My Mom always told me that I could do anything my brothers did and if I needed more muscle, that could be hired. That's been in my head my whole life.

That reminds me of a joke. (It's a little long)

This hooker was sitting in a bar, and was tired, and didn't feel like working.

So there were 3 guys sitting separately in the bar.

She sat down by the first guy and said I'll bet you a hundred dollars
I have a poem you can't top. So he says ok.

She says: I can tell the length of yours, but you can't tell the depth of mine.
He thinks and thinks, and says ok you win and gives her the hundred dollars.

She goes over to the second guy, same bet, same outcome.

She then goes over to the third guy, same bet.
He thinks and thinks, and says:

I can piss in yours, but you can't piss in mine! He got the hundred dollars