Americanas

[Piglet]

Why do your people come here and open fish and chip shops, but somehow do not know how to make proper fish and chips? Do they do this because they think Americans are stupid? It really pisses me off.

Sally, Even if i wanted too i could not make fish and chips on a messageboard.  You cannot get decent fish and chips in America. One of the best chip shops ever is called Rumbles in Littleport cambridgeshire.  If you get your touche over here, who knows what may happen after that.  Sorry Duchess, im as fickle as it gets.

p.s, are you bald......?   Were back together duchess.

No. It's so humid here today that my already thick hair swelled up and snapped the ponytail band.

Oh, thats okay then.   I must presume that its not only your hair thats swelling.  That is also the case here.  So when can i expect you.?   After fish and chips, the next day, maybe i can treat you to  more sophisticated fare, as it cant be hard to beat a burger and chips.  Cambridge has many fine restaurants.      Duchess, as they say, the early bird gets the worm, sally wins.

 I see Rothchild is back, who pulled your chain chuck?