Hey Chang.

[Clang McFly]

I notice your on.  When can i come over?   Ill be Cleveland browns on NHL, for a thousand dollars a game, first too three.   I hope there will be room, with not too many bodies piled up in the living room.

Your usual two word response will not be acceptable, you are brighter than that.   You must be very bright, as you  cant be using a computer from a cell in Lompoc.

No, you can't come over. My apartment is for wanking, not British wankers.