Oh man, I am such an asshole

[cannongal]

  but said next time I feel like doing something like that,  talk to him first.   

I would have said bitch please, I brought you into this world I'll take you out.

Yeah,  my mother used to say that too, between wooden spoons being broken over my back.   I tried to be better than what I was taught.


Doesn't matter now tho.  Shit head son is super pissed at me.   Apparently,  he complained to his cousins about what I did,  and they took my side and reamed him out, (I  mean,  they got a free meal in a private room out of it,  BUT!!!!,  now I've ruined his entire holiday