Tales from the Frontline: Online Dating

[Piglet]

God Tiki...... I have fallen. I have plotted a flight path from Heathrow to New York, to Sky Harbour, arriving on March 11^th, which is a saturday, about 4pm. Will you be there to meet me?, i hope so. Shall i book it? Maybe your partner or partners should go on holiday, but if they dont mind an englishman.......

Will you teach me? I have just seen David Hasselhoff on tv, something deep, and very big burst out, an appetite that needs feeding, and feeding now. Will you feed me?