04-27-2023, 11:10 AM
(04-27-2023, 08:12 AM)Piglet Wrote: Im going to play that song tiki, i presume its an insult. Are you familiar with Rupert, i used to love Rupert as a child, i still play those videos sometimes, i bought all the annuals. I imagine it to be like it is in heaven, an adventure every day, and all ends well.
Not on this shithole though.
Ooooo! Why still in such a dour mood, Piggles . . . especially after reminiscing about your warm and loving memories with Rupert? I would think, that alone, would chase away the melancholy of any magnitude, currently besieging you.
Of course, silly! I know Rupert. Didn't I identify where he and his family resided, in a previous post? I'm sorry your one good eye missed that.
I realize that I'm not as skilled in giving poignant advice, like you, however . . . in the spirit of lifting your mood and channeling a warm and pleasant memory of yours . . . I would like to suggest you take a train to London and visit a Build-A-Bear location. If memory serves me, I believe there is a location either in the Soho or Covent Garden area.
Just think . . . an opportunity for you to stuff another bear as you did behind closed doors, as a child! And unlike then, this time you get to choose the size of its cotton balls. I can only imagine how wonderful the experience of you, once again, stuffing and stuffing a little childhood plaything . . . over and over again . . . until you were completely satisfied and spent, with the result!
Bonus: It's machine washable, too! No need to continue taxing those weak and effeminate hands!
But please give thanks that either your prayers or I Ching, has been answered. An attitude of gratitude goes a long way to restoring one's mirth.
Unfortunately, I don't believe this is the "shithole" you had in mind when you pleaded with the universe to deliver one unto you.
But it was answered and one was delivered.
Might wanna work on your "chocolate starfish" wording . . . next time you ask.
Until then, I do hope you enjoy the welcoming receptacle of Mock . . . for your many angry and dribbling discharges.