WOKE? WOKENESS?

[Clang McFly]

I think most people view issues as gray where as I see them black or white. You can give me almost any example and I’ll find an absolute.

Shades of gray are all that I find, when I look to the enemy line. Black and white used to be so easy for me, shades of gray are the colors I see. -Billy Joel, River of Dreams

Only a Sith deals in absolutes, Darth Sassiness.

More likely you'll find a bottle of Absolut Vodka.