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did you face the car

Oh crap, no. I was looking outward to make sure I didn’t see any people. Men definitely are biologically better equipped in that regard. 

I’ve also pee’d into a Tupperware container (while driving) on long trips because I’m just that opposed to stopping (and/or there aren’t decent/convenient places to stop). That’s freaking challenging. And I end up (if I’m lucky) with a container of piss that I have to wait to dump out so it doesn’t fly onto cars behind me like windshield wiper fluid.