04-20-2025, 01:08 AM
Years ago, I was only able to fly in a plane, Pie-Eyed, 3 sheets to the wind, Plastered, Hammered, Stewed, you get the picture.
Needless to say, halfway through the flight, I needed to take a piss.
Well the seat belt sign was on due to a bumpy ride, but I couldn't wait. So I staggered to the bathroom in the back of the plane. I went in and it was so bumpy, unfortunately I pissed all over everything the seat, walls, floor, for at least 3 minutes, never hitting inside the bowl once!
Needless to say, halfway through the flight, I needed to take a piss.
Well the seat belt sign was on due to a bumpy ride, but I couldn't wait. So I staggered to the bathroom in the back of the plane. I went in and it was so bumpy, unfortunately I pissed all over everything the seat, walls, floor, for at least 3 minutes, never hitting inside the bowl once!
Carsman: Loves Living Large
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!