newsflash, the un pretends it is still relevant

[failuretocomply]

All journalism is The Onion now, what do you think? 

I wouldn't say all, but I would agree that a lot of it is.

A lot of it is, yes. thank you. I rant, sometimes, and exaggerate. This is Mock, is it not? and the strongest mock may be rant. Not that, as a newbie, I would have my finger on the pulse of Mock. Maybe I will stick around and familiarize myself. Thanks for reading, responding and not kicking me out... yet