HAVE YOU EVER?

[sally]

Welp. It looks like I'm the only asshole. I look at new landscaping and think I could have done so much better. I look at some women painted like clowns and think I could have done so much better and what do you think goes through my mind when I see grown ass females wearing a cartoon t-shirt.

I manage shit better than most people too.  

I don't voice this stuff aloud, people. Jeez.

You told me you could have done better with my landscaping. You should have got your flabby ass over here and done it then. All talk and no action, just an old bag of hot air you are. You are indeed the only asshole in the room.