Annoying Celebrities

[Clang McFly]

No you haven't. He's my sweet Clangy.

I was going to use another expression, but I wanted to be certain before posting it and when I googled it I was told I was describing a Vietnamese dish and now I'm laughing my ass off. 

Sweet, but not sweet enough for a rubout. Some friend you are.

Duchess is sweet like a little old grandma. I'd feel weirded out if my grandma was rubbing one out to me. Especially since all my grandparents are dead, even deader than my parents.