Suspenders have a big job . . . .

[Cynical Ninja]

Somehow I'd make do.

Funny story from Norway (circa late 1985):

I don't even remember how I met this young woman (Norwegian). She was probably 21ish and had tits almost like the one in this thread (not quite that big). She was a bigger gal, but not fat.

I honestly don't remember any of the events leading up to the evening she invited me over to her house, i.e., meeting her. I guess she could read the desire in my eyes (or my pants)?

Anyway, I get to her place and before anything happens at all, she says in broken English, there will be no fucking, BUT I'll be able to do anything I want with her tits. Talk about dying and going to heaven.

So, got to have my way, including a couple of loads on her chest, and went merrily on my way.

I think spys “memories” are like the readers wives letters to pornographic magazines, erotic, sexy and 100% untrue fantasy.