01-05-2021, 05:42 PM
(01-03-2021, 05:44 PM)Carsman Wrote: The first Fifty years are the hardest, after that it's downhill all the way!
Fuck you, why'd you have to tell me that? I don't wanna be down hill now :(
(01-03-2021, 08:55 PM)Maggot Wrote: Anyone that says their wood has no bugs is lying. Any wood that has bark on it will have bugs. Yeah this stuff was seasoned for a few years but they all have it. You never know what will come prancing outta that wood. Better to just have enough to burn in the house. Unless of coarse bugs are your happy little "friends"
In which case you don't care if something climbs up your leg in the middle of the night.
Most wood is seasoned outside. Around here, it's like condos for critters.
(01-04-2021, 06:01 PM)Carsman Wrote: Did you hear about the guy who anonymously called the DEA and gave them a tip of drugs possibly stashed by his tenant in a pile of fire wood on his property.
Shortly thereafter, the DEA swarmed all over the property, found the firewood and ripped it all apart, after thoroughly looking they didn't find any drugs, so they left.
The guy's neighbor came over and asked him what the hell just happened?
The guy said, he just had a cord of un-split fire wood dropped off, and and now the wood is all split!!
Old joke, but still funny