12-01-2017, 03:03 AM
(11-30-2017, 07:27 PM)sally Wrote:(11-30-2017, 07:00 PM)username Wrote: I've been watching Monsters Inside Me. Fuck Florida...you guys have some nasty things that can get inside you and eat your organs and stuff. I hope you use an insecticide. I think it has to be deet based or something to keep you safe but otherwise, don't blame me if you get a cross between a maggot and a piranha in your fat butt...that spreads to your fat head. Florida..if only people knew.
You know User, I've lived in fucking Florida for 40 frickin years, Ok? I don't need you to tell me what to watch out for. It's you dumbfucks from California that would come over here in August and jump in a brain eating amoeba infested lake.
Sounds like paradise. Just watch out for that precious girl of yours. As if the amoebas aren't bad enough, it sounds like she could get eaten by a crocodile while playing miniature golf too.
Commando Cunt Queen