New "Bitch of the day" Thread . . . .

[Clang McFly]

I'm a piece of shit asshole. I should kill myself for wanting to break the rules and see my brother and friend 1 day a week. I spent the last few days cleaning, reorganizing, and dejunking the apartment. I need a reward. Oh fuck, just kill me already. I'm an even bigger asshole than Dennis Leary.

Knock it off. You're always the only one calling yourself derogatory names like that in Mock.

When Sally calls you names, it's done with affection.

Yeah I know. Sorry. I'll try to not worry enjoy my little bit of outside time tonight. I just picked up a liter of Jameson and its 65 and sunny af.