RIOTING IN THE UNITED STATES

[cannongal]

My son went through riot preparedness training at the grocery store he works at.   He showed me the protocol sheet they gave him.

If rioters come barging in the store,  employees have to:

1.  Run outside,  grab the plants and put them in the bathroom. 

2.  Go to the back room,  grab pallets of food, and place them in front of the pharmacy. 

3.  Grab all the tills and lock them in the office. 

4.  Remain calm, and call the police. 


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Fuck that noise,  I told him if rioters are barging through the front door,   he and the rest of the employees should be running out the back door,   no way are a bunch of flowers and drugs more important than their lives.

The plants are the number one priority? That seems weird.

The kid thought so to, so he asked the manager about it.   The manager said that it was so the plants couldn't be used as weaponry.   

Either the store didn't think out the plan very well,   or  the guy that  wrote it was stoned and watching spongebob.