the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread

[Clang McFly]

Are you signed up for the draft Clang?

Draft beer, yes. Draft because I farted and ripped my pants, yes. Military draft, yes. If drafted I will try to get a non combat position if possible. If not, I will wear a dress and try to get Section 8 like Klinger or pretend I'm gay.