the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread

[Duchess]

I worked in my yard this afternoon and sweated like a horse. My body feels good tired & I'm hungry. I kinda wish I had a lil' woman in the kitchen making me dinner. I'm not picky tho, I'd accept anyone who would do that right now.

I nearly face planted in my little garden pond as I was reaching out too far to get some debris AND THEN I thought I saw something moving, something bigger than should be in there. I'm sufficiently freaked out enough that I don't weant to stick my hands back in there.

I planted some pansies & pushed a mower.