the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread

[Duchess]

FUcking Assholes.

I live in the southern part of my very small state, it's rural and mostly agriculture-- produce farms, dairy farms, horse farms, etc. and a lot of people have been moving here for the ambience of the countryside. The police received a terrified phone call from someone saying there was an active shooter at a quiet country school. There was a massive police response including the swat team, after investigating it was determined that the gun shots the caller heard were from the opening day of hunting season and the sound had traveled very well across the open fields. Oy.