the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread

[cannongal]

I stayed in a tiny house recently that reminded me of a motor home. Since it was on my friend's property I was thinking, "HEy it needs these silly little valances maybe for some privacy and or sun blockage"

I get your point and I would have something under the sheers, probably bamboo shades for privacy, but anyway, isn't this look prettier than those pesky valances?

No.  That is something that my friends wouldn't even walk in, for fear of getting it dirty.