the 2022, trivial, boring, I really miss the old lady, boring drivel thread

[Duchess]

A little boy offered me a piece of Bazooka bubblegum. I accepted it and exclaimed "that's from my childhood!" He put down his pack of gum in disgust and said he wasn't going to eat ANYTHING that was that old.   I explained the gum wasn't old, just my memory of it. I've gotten a chuckle out of that for most of day.