RANTINGS OF A LUNATIC

[Midwest Spy]

I would go on a gambling cruise with you and Teacher.

I'm heading to Atlantis in April.

Sailing on the Ruby Princess.

You'd love my brothers and my Mum.

Look for me at the craps table.

Or go to Toledo and watch Maytee scratch lottery tickets.

Since you're a Craps player (I'm not) I'll relate this story to you.

Almost 10 years ago, I went to Vegas with a buddy. He loved to gamble on just about anything, and his newest obsession was Craps.

Like I said, I'm not a craps player so I just watched. He had apparently discovered a new 'can't lose' strategy to play, so I watched him take $1000 and head to a table, literally minutes after we'd arrived at New York, New York.

Well, his grand was gone in less than 10 minutes. I watched him do this 2 more times during our 2+ days there. I also took $200 from him on the golf course, and he lost 75% of his plays at the sports book.

At the end of the trip he said, 'I'm never going to Vegas with sausage again.'