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WHERE'S MY BITCH?
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07-17-2013, 02:21 PM


Come out, come out, wherever you are.
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07-17-2013, 09:50 PM
Which Bitch?
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07-17-2013, 10:29 PM
(07-17-2013, 09:50 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Which Bitch?

I think Duchess was beckoning MS.

He agreed to assume the position yesterday.

I don't know if the man's brave or crazy.
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07-17-2013, 10:32 PM
(07-17-2013, 10:29 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(07-17-2013, 09:50 PM)SIXFOOTERsez Wrote: Which Bitch?

I think Duchess was beckoning MS.

He agreed to assume the position yesterday.

I don't know if the man's brave or crazy.

I also agreed to take it easy on her.
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07-18-2013, 12:48 AM
Spys eagerness to take up dicks old role just goes to show what a motherfucking genius he is.
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07-18-2013, 01:32 AM
Yeh it's like who wants to be the new leader of Al Qaeda? Er, the last one was terminated, literally.
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07-18-2013, 06:19 AM
(07-17-2013, 10:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I also agreed to take it easy on her.


I don't like things easy. I like 'em hard. 116

Bring it on. I'm waiting.
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07-18-2013, 07:41 AM
I find that if I have a customer that is not getting what they want fast enough or cheap enough and they come in yelling I just start circling my nipples and pinching them and they go away not knowing what the heck is going on.
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07-18-2013, 08:44 AM
(07-18-2013, 06:19 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-17-2013, 10:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I also agreed to take it easy on her.


I don't like things easy. I like 'em hard. 116

Bring it on. I'm waiting.

Move it Bitch! Move It!
It ain't polite to keep a lady waiting.
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07-18-2013, 11:44 AM
(07-18-2013, 07:41 AM)Maggot Wrote: I find that if I have a customer that is not getting what they want fast enough or cheap enough and they come in yelling I just start circling my nipples and pinching them and they go away not knowing what the heck is going on.

I tried that strategy once and the whiny bastards kept coming back.
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07-18-2013, 11:47 AM


Hahaha!
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07-18-2013, 12:10 PM
(07-18-2013, 11:44 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(07-18-2013, 07:41 AM)Maggot Wrote: I find that if I have a customer that is not getting what they want fast enough or cheap enough and they come in yelling I just start circling my nipples and pinching them and they go away not knowing what the heck is going on.

I tried that strategy once and the whiny bastards kept coming back.

On the west coast thats the customary greeting though. Kinda like lei flowers on the island.
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07-18-2013, 09:00 PM
(07-17-2013, 10:32 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(07-17-2013, 10:29 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: I think Duchess was beckoning MS.

He agreed to assume the position yesterday.

I don't know if the man's brave or crazy.

I also agreed to take it easy on her.

Tease. 45
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