The Death List

[BigMark]

Is that next to Seattle?

[Duchess]

Betty White is the cat's ass and don't you forget it.

[Maggot]

At her age she probably smells like the cats ass too.

[Clang McFly]

Betty White is the cat's ass and don't you forget it.

I think you meant "the cat's meow". Unless you think Betty White's wrinkled old face looks like a cat's ass.

[Duchess]

Hmmmph. The cat's ass is the very definition of sublime excellence.  

[Maggot]

Hmmmph. The cat's ass is the very definition of sublime excellence.  

You wouldn't think so if you had to change the litter box every week.

[sally]

They stink so bad. I'd rather smell dog shit.

[Maggot]

They stink so bad. I'd rather smell dog shit.

If I was a prisoner in North Korea starving like a naked Monkey I would rather eat dogshit, because catshit is spectacular on the yuuk meter scale. I walk into my bathroom where the litter box is some mornings and just wanna puke.

[sally]

I've been using the World's Best brand cat litter. I dont know if it really is the world's best, but it doesn't smell half as bad as that cheap cat litter my son was using. That shit smelled like a combination of pine sol and cat shit, I did actually hurl one day when I was cleaning it out. I also find it kind of disturbing that I'm talking about tuna fish in one thread and cat shit in the other.

[Clang McFly]

I've been using the World's Best brand cat litter. I dont know if it really is the world's best, but it doesn't smell half as bad as that cheap cat litter my son was using. That shit smelled like a combination of pine sol and cat shit, I did actually hurl one day when I was cleaning it out. I also find it kind of disturbing that I'm talking about tuna fish in one thread and cat shit in the other.

It would be more disturbing if you accidentally ate cat shit and put tuna in the litterbox.

[Clang McFly]

Hmmmph. The cat's ass is the very definition of sublime excellence.  

Then lick a cat's butthole, Doochy. 




(Sorry. Thought I'd channel rothschild for a minute. I don't  like it. Again, sorry.)

[BigMark]

She's a tongue bunger from way back.

[rothschild]

They stink so bad. I'd rather smell dog shit.

If I was a prisoner in North Korea starving like a naked Monkey I would rather eat dogshit, because catshit is spectacular on the yuuk meter scale. I walk into my bathroom where the litter box is some mornings and just wanna puke.

I once made the mistake of swatting a juvenile coon on the ass with a broom to encourage it to leave the premises, which it did, but not before pissing and shitting on the stairs. Cat shit smells like lavender compared to coon shit, and man does it linger!

[Duchess]

Hmmmph. The cat's ass is the very definition of sublime excellence.  

Then lick a cat's butthole, Doochy. 




(Sorry. Thought I'd channel rothschild for a minute. I don't  like it. Again, sorry.)

Silly. No apology necessary. I think I can handle being called Doochy.  

[sally]

Somewhat of a coincidence, but look what I found under my porch today. I believe there are several more under there like him.

[Maggot]

Cool, you can become a cat lady now!

[BigMark]

Put some sprinklers in.

[sally]

I have them, but quit using it because there is so much rust in the water that it stains the driveway and house. The little bit of grass I have isn't worth it.

[Duchess]

Somewhat of a coincidence, but look what I found under my porch today. I believe there are several more under there like him.

Oooohhhh! Look at that precious face! What are you going to do? Sal, if you take them to a shelter they will probably be killed. Unwanted kittens are a dime a dozen, particularly this time of year. Do you know how many are there? 

[sally]

I counted four, but there could be more. We have a trap, nueter and release program here so I'll have to call animal control. If I leave them for too long I'll end up with hundreds in my yard.