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#81
CN can't afford a gardener or pool boy.
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#82
His wife has an arrangement.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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#83
Just catching up. Aussie, ya' fattie, you can't care too much about looks if you visit the gym just once a year. All the Botox in the world won't compensate for bat wing arms and lumpy thighs.

Duchess, I think upper lips thin. I don't have a problem with that but I will NEVER have false teeth. I almost screamed the first time I saw my mom with her "teeth" out. Her lips completely disappeared.
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#84
Older women who get their lips plumped are beyond fucking stupid. Older women (except maybe black women) just aren't meant to have puffy lips. I bet Angelina Jolie's lips will thin with age and it will look normal/good. If you aged her face by 20 years and her lips stayed the same she'd look freaky. They already look thinner than when she was younger.
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#85
(12-03-2013, 02:56 PM)username Wrote: Just catching up. Aussie, ya' fattie, you can't care too much about looks if you visit the gym just once a year. All the Botox in the world won't compensate for bat wing arms and lumpy thighs.

Duchess, I think upper lips thin. I don't have a problem with that but I will NEVER have false teeth. I almost screamed the first time I saw my mom with her "teeth" out. Her lips completely disappeared.

Aussie only cares from the neck up. It doesn't matter how much money she pumps into her face, she will never be happy with the results. Crazy people look in the mirror and see shit that isn't there, much like her multiple personalities.

She will graduate to full facelift mode within a
few years and look like a freak by the time she's
50.

She should use the botox money for a boob lift, a tummy tuck and lipo. Potential mates can always put a bag over her head, like they always have.
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#86
(12-03-2013, 02:56 PM)username Wrote: Just catching up. Aussie, ya' fattie, you can't care too much about looks if you visit the gym just once a year. All the Botox in the world won't compensate for bat wing arms and lumpy thighs.

I was kidding, User. Now you have gone and hyped up F2 again, she will need an injection in the buttocks to calm her down. I am going to need a team to help with this one.

I am not fat, if I was I would own it. I don't think being fat is a big deal. Fat is a feminist issue. I do have a problem with obesity though, that is clearly unhealthy.
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#87
(12-03-2013, 05:14 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(12-03-2013, 02:56 PM)username Wrote: Just catching up. Aussie, ya' fattie, you can't care too much about looks if you visit the gym just once a year. All the Botox in the world won't compensate for bat wing arms and lumpy thighs.

I was kidding, User. Now you have gone and hyped up F2 again, she will need an injection in the buttocks to calm her down. I am going to need a team to help with this one.

I am not fat, if I was I would own it. I don't think being fat is a big deal. Fat is a feminist issue. I
do have a problem with obesity though, that is
clearly unhealthy.

You need a "team" to take me on?...hahaha!

How about you just say what's on your mind and I'll do the same...I think that's the way it works with most adults.
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#88
(12-03-2013, 05:45 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: You need a "team" to take me on?...hahaha!

How about you just say what's on your mind and I'll do the same...I think that's the way it works with most adults.

I am facing reality, I need a Code Black team to hold you down whilst I inject you with some midazolam. Then yes, I think we will be able to engage in some adult conversation, albeit pigeon english on your part.
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#89
(12-03-2013, 05:45 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(12-03-2013, 05:14 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(12-03-2013, 02:56 PM)username Wrote: Just catching up. Aussie, ya' fattie, you can't care too much about looks if you visit the gym just once a year. All the Botox in the world won't compensate for bat wing arms and lumpy thighs.

I was kidding, User. Now you have gone and hyped up F2 again, she will need an injection in the buttocks to calm her down. I am going to need a team to help with this one.

I am not fat, if I was I would own it. I don't think being fat is a big deal. Fat is a feminist issue. I
do have a problem with obesity though, that is
clearly unhealthy.

You need a "team" to take me on?...hahaha!

How about you just say what's on your mind and I'll do the same...I think that's the way it works with most adults.

Dammit F2. Can't you go off like a crazy bitch? It's more fun watching Aussie get all indignant and try to keep up that watching an adult discussion.
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#90
You want a piece of me Ramsey?
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#92
(12-03-2013, 06:21 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You want a piece of me Ramsey?

No. I'd rather watch you and F2 go at it.
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#93
(12-03-2013, 06:30 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(12-03-2013, 06:21 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You want a piece of me Ramsey?

No. I'd rather watch you and F2 go at it.

Haha...go for it. Im going blind on this stupid phone.
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#94
I have to go out now and probably won't be back online anyway. I have had fun this morning though. Good times.
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#95
(12-03-2013, 06:16 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: midazolam

Huh. I thought I'd tried every benzo out there... Smiley_emoticons_slash
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#96
All you need to do User is to have a psychotic episode, or smear some shit on the walls and you will get your hearts desire.
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#97
(12-03-2013, 10:16 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: or smear some shit on the walls and you will get your hearts desire.

Don't listen to her. You'll end up in a straight jacket covered in shit and stone cold sober.
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#98
hah
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