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#41
01-11-2014, 08:01 PM
(01-11-2014, 07:56 PM)sally Wrote: You probably just need butt implants and labiaplasty surgery, Aussie. After that everything will be smooth sailing.
just hand me some sandpaper and I'll do Aussie's surgeries for free. Lol smooth sailing indeed.
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01-11-2014, 11:02 PM
(01-11-2014, 12:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I hate when people throw something out there an there and then don't tell the whole story. Either tell it or don't. Nothing in between.

What the fuck are you talking about, knucklehead? You do that same shit all the time.
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01-11-2014, 11:03 PM
It's not annoying when I do it.
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01-12-2014, 02:39 AM
(01-11-2014, 07:56 PM)sally Wrote: You probably just need butt implants and labiaplasty surgery, Aussie. After that everything will be smooth sailing.

We were talking about that procedure today at work. Firstly, I don't think I am covered under private health insurance. Secondly, I don't want to look like Kim Kardashian in a bikini where the big butt crack is showing, it looks ghastly.

The labiaplasty, no one is getting anywhere near my pussy, she is purrfect.
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01-12-2014, 02:42 AM
(01-11-2014, 12:04 PM)ramseycat Wrote: I hate when people throw something out there an there and then don't tell the whole story. Either tell it or don't. Nothing in between.

Because my point was not the gory details of the story, it was that we all suffer from self esteem and 'not being good enough' at times. Not just me, I am owning it.
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01-12-2014, 06:32 AM
(01-11-2014, 07:56 PM)sally Wrote: You probably just need butt implants and labiaplasty surgery, Aussie. After that everything will be smooth sailing.

Are you suggesting aussie has a labia like a cannibals Christmas decoration?
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01-12-2014, 06:37 AM
(01-11-2014, 11:03 PM)ramseycat Wrote: It's not annoying when I do it.

In other words “don't do as I do do as I say”
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01-12-2014, 06:39 AM
(01-12-2014, 02:39 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: no one is getting anywhere near my pussy, she is purrfect.

Stop it.

If I keep shazaming in my underpants my wife will start to become suspicious.

Lol.
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01-12-2014, 12:52 PM
(01-12-2014, 06:32 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(01-11-2014, 07:56 PM)sally Wrote: You probably just need butt implants and labiaplasty surgery, Aussie. After that everything will be smooth sailing.

Are you suggesting aussie has a labia like a cannibals Christmas decoration?
might need to borrow a sandblaster and a chainsaw then. I don't think sandpaper will be enough
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