I'm not going to Dad's

[LuMPyPussy]

Oh no, they don't see him. Don't even know about him other than I am friends with a guy named "boyfriend." hahaha What do you think I have him sit down to dinner with us?

He's not really a boyfriend then... why don't you just call him your fuck buddy?

Because unlike you I have a little class.

You're the one with the fuck buddy, you cheap, little classwhore. You're fucking him for a daily cup of hot chocolate. :kiss::

[Cynical Ninja]

Well, I am not married. I am single. I would rather be married but that is not in the cards at this time. So why can't I have some fun? We are not hurting anyone. I don't take time away from my kids to be with him. If and when I meet a guy that I want to be with long term, he will meet my kids and be a part of all of our lives. Until then, I have a friend that I have fun with. There is no way I am bringing my kids into it. Their father is on his second live in girlfriend. The boys get attached to these women and then they are hurt when they leave. I am not going to do that to my kids.

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NOBODY CARES.

NO-BODY.

Your banal kitchen sink dramas are a blight on these forums.

[LuMPyPussy]

Well, I am not married. I am single. I would rather be married but that is not in the cards at this time. So why can't I have some fun? We are not hurting anyone. I don't take time away from my kids to be with him. If and when I meet a guy that I want to be with long term, he will meet my kids and be a part of all of our lives. Until then, I have a friend that I have fun with. There is no way I am bringing my kids into it. Their father is on his second live in girlfriend. The boys get attached to these women and then they are hurt when they leave. I am not going to do that to my kids.

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NOBODY CARES.

NO-BODY.

Your banal kitchen sink dramas are a blight on these forums.

Her presence is a blight on this forum.

[ramseycat]

Oh no, they don't see him. Don't even know about him other than I am friends with a guy named "boyfriend." hahaha What do you think I have him sit down to dinner with us?

He's not really a boyfriend then... why don't you just call him your fuck buddy?

Because unlike you I have a little class.

You're the one with the fuck buddy, you cheap, little classwhore. You're fucking him for a daily cup of hot chocolate. :kiss::

I am not fucking him for hot chocolate. I am fucking him because he is hot and it feels good. You are just jealous because you don't have a fuck buddy.

(We do more than just fuck. We actually talk too. )

[Middle Finger]

::rotfl::

[user=29]Duchess[/user] wrote:

But.... I thought *I* was your body pillow of love?!?!?!

I hold that position & you wouldn't be able to remove me from itwith a crowbar.

[Middle Finger]

Oh no, they don't see him. Don't even know about him other than I am friends with a guy named "boyfriend." hahaha What do you think I have him sit down to dinner with us?

He's not really a boyfriend then... why don't you just call him your fuck buddy?

Because unlike you I have a little class.

You're the one with the fuck buddy, you cheap, little classwhore. You're fucking him for a daily cup of hot chocolate. :kiss::

I am not fucking him for hot chocolate. I am fucking him because he is hot and it feels good. You are just jealous because you don't have a fuck buddy.

(We do more than just fuck. We actually talk too. )

Yeah, you talk. In secret meetings away from family and making sure no one knows about him. Does he wear a hood and fake mustache?

[LuMPyPussy]

You DO realize that men will fuck anything with a hole, don't you? That's obviously why he's fucking you, you're an easy, middle-aged target.

And you two must talk after sex because talking to you before would be a seriouserection killer.

[LuMPyPussy]

You know, seriously here... Ramsey is claiming to have 'a little class' but she's involved with a much younger co-worker that she probably outranks. That's not only seriously unclassy, it's also most likely against company policy AND sexual discrimination laws.

Yet here she is bragging about it like it's the biggest accomplishment of her life. Jesus Christ, what a pathetic hag.

[Middle Finger]

BUT ... he makes her hot cocoa while wearing his fake mustache.

[ramseycat]

To clarify:
1) No I don't outrank him. We work in totally different departments. It's not against company policy for co-workers to date as long as it doesn't interfere with work. We go to lunch together a few times a week. We don't hang out in each other's offices all day.

2) He asked me out. Not the other way around. We were good friends and he wanted to take it to another level. I would have never approached him that way.

3) What is wrong with seeing someone younger? It's ok for an older man to go out with a younger woman. Why not the other way around? We are not hurting anyone so why should anyone care?

4) It's not a secret. Just because he has not met my kids doesn't make it a secret. Even if I were seeing someone my own age, I would not bring them home to meet my kids unless I knew it was going to last. My friends and his friends know we see each other. I just don't go around broadcasting my personal life to anyone that would listen.

Stinkypussy is just jealous because she can't get a date - older or younger. Try taking that stick out of your ass and being a regular nice person. That might help.

[LuMPyPussy]

Face it, you hit on some young guy at work to bolster your damaged ego after your failed marriage. Middle age is here and you don't like the looks of it. This is your pathetic attempt at recapturing your youth.

And if you're an example of a 'regular nice person', I'll keep the stick up my ass, thank you very much.

[Middle Finger]

To clarify:
1) No I don't outrank him. We work in totally different departments. It's not against company policy for co-workers to date as long as it doesn't interfere with work. We go to lunch together a few times a week. We don't hang out in each other's offices all day.

2) He asked me out. Not the other way around. We were good friends and he wanted to take it to another level. I would have never approached him that way.

3) What is wrong with seeing someone younger? It's ok for an older man to go out with a younger woman. Why not the other way around? We are not hurting anyone so why should anyone care?

4) It's not a secret. Just because he has not met my kids doesn't make it a secret. Even if I were seeing someone my own age, I would not bring them home to meet my kids unless I knew it was going to last. My friends and his friends know we see each other. I just don't go around broadcasting my personal life to anyone that would listen.

Stinkypussy is just jealous because she can't get a date - older or younger. Try taking that stick out of your ass and being a regular nice person. That might help.

The above is Ramsey, in Full Blown Soup Chicken Response Mode⿢!

[LuMPyPussy]

To clarify:
1) No I don't outrank him. We work in totally different departments. It's not against company policy for co-workers to date as long as it doesn't interfere with work. We go to lunch together a few times a week. We don't hang out in each other's offices all day.

2) He asked me out. Not the other way around. We were good friends and he wanted to take it to another level. I would have never approached him that way.

3) What is wrong with seeing someone younger? It's ok for an older man to go out with a younger woman. Why not the other way around? We are not hurting anyone so why should anyone care?

4) It's not a secret. Just because he has not met my kids doesn't make it a secret. Even if I were seeing someone my own age, I would not bring them home to meet my kids unless I knew it was going to last. My friends and his friends know we see each other. I just don't go around broadcasting my personal life to anyone that would listen.

Stinkypussy is just jealous because she can't get a date - older or younger. Try taking that stick out of your ass and being a regular nice person. That might help.

The above is Ramsey, in Full Blown Soup Chicken Response Mode⿢!

Someone should make a diagram of weak mock replies. I'll start:

1. I know you are, but what am I?
2. You're just jealous.

[Middle Finger]

3. There's nothing wrong with it.

[LuMPyPussy]

4. Your stoopud!

[Middle Finger]

Actually, you could almost add the first sentence in each of Ramsey's Soup Chicken Action Mode Response:

1. No I don't outrank him
2. He asked me out.
3. What is wrong with seeing someone younger?
4. It's not a secret.

Please don't take this personally, Ramsey. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

[Duchess]

Boring...Boring...Boring...This crap is fucking boring...I wanna talk about SEX !!!...Sex is never boring.

[Middle Finger]

OK Duchess ... I will confess that a woman with large breasts on top of me jiggling is as close as I get to buying that there may be a God. One going down on me and making all sorts of sexy odd sounds makes me consider Jesus.

If my wife had a hot girlfriend and they both were attracted to each other sexually, and wanted to do a threesome ... I would likely start wearing a cross.

[Duchess]

I'm open to meeting your wife. ::sly::

[Middle Finger]

I'm open to meeting your wife. ::sly::

Ooohhhhh, that was so evil!!! My super weak spot. You hot fuck ... ::