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Be careful when checking the cornfield
#21
64I'm glad this came back to snakes.
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#22
Can we talk about people who kill them simply because they are afraid of them? I'd like to nail 'em with the fricken garden rake.

...and then there's the woman who put out a call for help because there were three baby birds stuck in her pool and after sending a picture she had to be told they are ducklings. 
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#23
(05-01-2021, 01:02 AM)BigMark Wrote: She don't even get out of bed unless it's an Anaconda.

Do bar girls in Thailand do anacondas?
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#24
I just know that when I re stack my wood pile a few will come out. That's ok they startle me a little but I'm not afraid to pick them up. Their pretty fast though unless they're cold.
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#25
(05-01-2021, 05:02 PM)Maggot Wrote: I just know that when I re stack my wood pile a few will come out. That's ok they startle me a little but I'm not afraid to pick them up. Their pretty fast though unless they're cold.

Bar girls in your wood pile?
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#26
I sometimes look out the kitchen window and see black snakes stretched out across the bricks. I'm assuming they're there for the warmth. I think many people don't know that snakes are good to have around, or they do and don't care, they have an extreme dislike of them, like me with spiders. *shudders*
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#27
I dont mind snakes at all, but what is that snake saying? Red on black ok Jack, red on yellow kills a fellow? I can never remember and it's kind of an important thing to remember.
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#28
A girl on my trail saw a bear last week, right by where I pee.
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#29
Jumping spiders are cool. Funnel web spiders are not cool.
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#30
Fuck,  I hate spiders.   I always have.   When I was a kid,   I was told daddy long legs were ok, and couldn't hurt me.  I pulled their legs off anyway.
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#31
(05-05-2021, 11:15 PM)cannongal Wrote: Fuck,  I hate spiders.   I always have.   When I was a kid,   I was told daddy long legs were ok, and couldn't hurt me.  I pulled their legs off anyway.

They're pretty tasty covered in chocolate. I ate chocolate covered scorpion too.
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#32
I'm ok with them, I don't like the jumping ones though.
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#33
I might drop dead or at the very least create a spectacle of myself. Jesus. Jumping spiders. My God!
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#34
Saw a Brown Bear on the trail today, he saw me first and was about 100 feet away. Stared at me for about five seconds and then ran off while I was fumbling for my phone.
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#35
(05-06-2021, 03:15 PM)BigMark Wrote: Saw a Brown Bear on the trail today,  he saw me first and was about 100 feet away. Stared at me for about five seconds and then ran off while I was fumbling for my phone.

I thought Brown bears were the same as Grizzly bears. They seem to be more ballsy than black bears. A little more aggressive. Like my ex-wife.
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#36
the black bears here are latino.
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#37
(05-06-2021, 03:15 PM)BigMark Wrote: Saw a Brown Bear on the trail today,  he saw me first and was about 100 feet away. Stared at me for about five seconds and then ran off while I was fumbling for my phone.

Wear bells! It will give them warning. It's a scary situation to come upon a wild animal and startle them. I only did it once and luckily we both ran in the opposite direction. It wasn't a bear tho!
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#38
(05-07-2021, 11:45 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(05-06-2021, 03:15 PM)BigMark Wrote: Saw a Brown Bear on the trail today,  he saw me first and was about 100 feet away. Stared at me for about five seconds and then ran off while I was fumbling for my phone.

Wear bells! It will give them warning. It's a scary situation to come upon a wild animal and startle them. I only did it once and luckily we both ran in the opposite direction. It wasn't a bear tho!

A jumping spider? 113
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#39
(05-06-2021, 07:38 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(05-05-2021, 11:15 PM)cannongal Wrote: Fuck,  I hate spiders.   I always have.   When I was a kid,   I was told daddy long legs were ok, and couldn't hurt me.  I pulled their legs off anyway.

They're pretty tasty covered in chocolate. I ate chocolate covered scorpion too.


Ive never had chocolate covered daddy long legs,  but I have tried chocolate covered ants,   same thing as chocolate covered anything,  really
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