NFL 2024

[Duchess]

It begins...

The scouting combine starts tomorrow, 02/29. I don't normally follow that, but some of you reading may.

The players association released team report cards. The Redskins were ranked the worst team overall by their own players on 11 categories related to working conditions. Holy moly. Andy Reid, the Super Bowl champion's head coach got an A+ from the players while the owner, Clark Hunt, got an F in willingness to invest in team facilities. An F! Cough up some money, you cheap fuck. Gawd.

[Duchess]

Kelce retired yesterday. I'm happy for him. I swear I am.  

[Duchess]

My team got Saquon Barkley from those filthy NewYorkGiants and Giants fans are losing their minds. Ahahahahahaha.

It is so, SO weird having the enemy on the team. Go Birds!

[Duchess]

I just found out that my season opener is going to be played in fuckin' Brazil and the only place to watch it will be on the Peacock network. WTF! Fuck you, Roger.

[Duchess]

I resent that I don't have anyone to talk football with in here.  

[Clang McFly]

I resent that I don't have anyone to talk football with in here.  

Sorry. I root for the Patriots but I rarely watch the games and barely know the players. I hear the Patriots owner is going to sell the team if you want to talk about that.

[Duchess]

 I hear the Patriots owner is going to sell the team if you want to talk about that.

Woooo. I hadn't heard that! That old guy always seemed like he really enjoyed his ownership and all it entailed.

He's the guy that got a hummer in a massage parlor, isn't he?

No apology necessary, Clangy. 

[Clang McFly]

 I hear the Patriots owner is going to sell the team if you want to talk about that.

Woooo. I hadn't heard that! That old guy always seemed like he really enjoyed his ownership and all it entailed.

He's the guy that got a hummer in a massage parlor, isn't he?

No apology necessary, Clangy. 

I think so. His name I think was something Rogers.