Give me your best Mock Tale!

[MirahM]

What is your favorite tall tale to tell?

[MirahM]

Will you tell a tall tale and drink a mock-tail?

[BigMark]

Tall tail was my stage name!

[Duchess]

What is your favorite tall tale to tell?

I think it might be Sally as a dentist. It's the one that makes me laugh the most. It's still so funny to me all these years later.

[Duchess]

It's not funny that Sally was a dentist, it was the outrage it caused that made it hilarious.

[BigMark]

You just wanted her in your mouth.

[Duchess]

Good Lord. She’d slap the shit out of me if I tried anything like that.

[BigMark]

And you would like it.

[Duchess]

I don't like pain, you boob.

[sally]

I’ll give you a novocaine shot to the roof of your mouth, that’s the worst place to get one. It hurts like a motherfucker.

[Clang McFly]

I’ll give you a novocaine shot to the roof of your mouth, that’s the worst place to get one. It hurts like a motherfucker.

I disagree. Worse place to get a novocaine shot,:testicles, penis, urethra, eyeball.

[Duchess]

Fuck.

[username]

Uhura was a guaranteed laugh a day. As was Cracker. As was MF (the Italian stallion that Duchess clearly wanted to ride).

Good times!

[username]

I actually enjoyed it when trolls from other forums would invade (and some of them were fucking with each other and other people IRL). Didn’t agree with that but Duchess and LC locked this place down to the best they could when it came to personal information (I.P. addresses, pictures and just a general rule that posting someone else’s P.I. would get u banned)…At the time I was on 2-3 forums and while wild, Mock was by far the best managed.