Fucking dog!!!!!

[Maggot]

Asalesman has me watching his mutt and the fuckers in front of my desk farting and pushing turtles out his ass what a stench!..........I just kicked him out-da-door sweet mother of Jesus WTF!!!!!!.........He is playing in the swamp now.::fuck::

[Middle Finger]

Dog farts can be truly disgusting.

[Maggot]

I swear the smell is like wet paint on everything!

[The Antagonist]

Yeah well you're in for a treat...... when he comes in from the swamp, he's going to smell like dog farts and swamp water.

If he's farting that bad they're feeding him really crappy food that is lacking in meat.

Tell his owner that he needs to feed his dog better so you don't suffer.

[Maggot]

Yeah well you're in for a treat...... when he comes in from the swamp, he's going to smell like dog farts and swamp water.

If he's farting that bad they're feeding him really crappy food that is lacking in meat.

Tell his owner that he needs to feed his dog better so you don't suffer.

I'm an asshole...I opened the back door to the salesmans car so the dog could take a nap after his romp in the swamp....::dlaugh::........I hope he eats frogs.

[Sinister]

Yeah well you're in for a treat...... when he comes in from the swamp, he's going to smell like dog farts and swamp water.

If he's farting that bad they're feeding him really crappy food that is lacking in meat.

Tell his owner that he needs to feed his dog better so you don't suffer.

I'm an asshole...I opened the back door to the salesmans car so the dog could take a nap after his romp in the swamp....::dlaugh::........I hope he eats frogs.

Time out, hold the phone, back the truck up and wait just a fuckin' second. You don't mean to tell me that you have a dog in a car that is closed up in the summer, do you? Don't make me come over there and thump your skull for you, Maggot.

[Maggot]

Yeah well you're in for a treat...... when he comes in from the swamp, he's going to smell like dog farts and swamp water.

If he's farting that bad they're feeding him really crappy food that is lacking in meat.

Tell his owner that he needs to feed his dog better so you don't suffer.

I'm an asshole...I opened the back door to the salesmans car so the dog could take a nap after his romp in the swamp....::dlaugh::........I hope he eats frogs.

Time out, hold the phone, back the truck up and wait just a fuckin' second. You don't mean to tell me that you have a dog in a car that is closed up in the summer, do you? Don't make me come over there and thump your skull for you, Maggot.

Quit your crying!!!! The back door is open......geez! He can do what he wants.

[Sinister]

Quit your crying!!!! The back door is open......geez! He can do what he wants.

Crying? Crying??!?!?!!!? That wasn't crying, asshat, that was concern that you are an idiot like 90% of other dog owners and don't know shit about them, but have them anyway. How the fuck do I know what you know about dogs????

Asshole. ::finger::

[Middle Finger]

I love these rare moments when Maggot likes like an asshole in a thread. I love it!

[Maggot]

Quit your crying!!!! The back door is open......geez! He can do what he wants.

Crying? Crying??!?!?!!!? That wasn't crying, asshat, that was concern that you are an idiot like 90% of other dog owners and don't know shit about them, but have them anyway. How the fuck do I know what you know about dogs????

Asshole. ::finger::

Never assume ..........crybaby.

















::showass::

[Maggot]

God damn it! He is now outside all muddy and barking and pawing at the door that stinky mutt is NOT getting back in here......I wish I had a kitten to feed him so he would shut-up........He is a border collie and is lovable but he still aint coming back in smelly fucker!

[Liquid]

you know what you have to do. don't fight the voices...