Poll: FELLIATIO
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HATE IT~IT TURNS ME OFF
9.09%
1 9.09%
LOVE IT~CAN'T GET ENOUGH
45.45%
5 45.45%
YUCK~DON'T WANNA DO IT
9.09%
1 9.09%
YUM~LIKE LICKING A CONE ON A HOT DAY
18.18%
2 18.18%
I'D RATHER BE AT WORK
18.18%
2 18.18%
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BLOW ME, BITCH
#41
sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I put the crude word "pussy" on a level different than fuck, bitch, shut up, tits, etc.
Thats because you think they are gross and icky and expect your wife to feel the same way. It's ok to use other words , but the vagina should never be mentioned. You really should see a counsler about this ::aww::

Believe me, if I thought saying "pussy" would get my wife hot under any condition, or if she ever wanted me to say it, I'd learn it in 10 languages and use the word with great skill and passion.
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#42
Arabic =[بٿسٿٿ]
Japanese = 翫
Korean = 벿뿤갿쿿짿
Italian = pussy (same thing)
Spanish = gatito
German = pussy
Greek = γάϿα
French = chat
Russian = pussy
Dutch = pussy
Portugese = bichano
Chinese = 翫


There ya go.

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#43
Now he just needs the great skill and passion.
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#44
Middle Finger Wrote:
sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:I put the crude word "pussy" on a level different than fuck, bitch, shut up, tits, etc.
Thats because you think they are gross and icky and expect your wife to feel the same way. It's ok to use other words , but the vagina should never be mentioned. You really should see a counsler about this ::aww::

Believe me, if I thought saying "pussy" would get my wife hot under any condition, or if she ever wanted me to say it, I'd learn it in 10 languages and use the word with great skill and passion.
Well then, hopefully your wife feels the same way about the word cock. Because we know how muchguys just hate when women use that word with skill and passion. It's so low class.
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#45
My wife doesn't do much gutter talk like that ... she feels similarly to me, apparently. Our dirty talk is a level down, crude skank, but we dig it. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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#46
Middle Finger Wrote:My wife doesn't do much gutter talk like that ... she feels similarly to me, apparently. Our dirty talk is a level down, crude skank, but we dig it. Smiley_emoticons_smile
Damn, I forgot about your wife being a church goer and forcing you to go along. She would never utter such slutty words into her husbands ear, that would just be so trashy. It's so much better to allow you to beg womento PMsexypictures of themselves over the internet.
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#47
sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:My wife doesn't do much gutter talk like that ... she feels similarly to me, apparently. Our dirty talk is a level down, crude skank, but we dig it. Smiley_emoticons_smile
Damn, I forgot about your wife being a church goer and forcing you to go along. She would never utter such slutty words into her husbands ear, that would just be so trashy. It's so much better to allow you to beg womento PMsexypictures of themselves over the internet.
That speaks volumes of the women that sends them.Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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#48
BROTHER Wrote:
sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:My wife doesn't do much gutter talk like that ... she feels similarly to me, apparently. Our dirty talk is a level down, crude skank, but we dig it. Smiley_emoticons_smile
Damn, I forgot about your wife being a church goer and forcing you to go along. She would never utter such slutty words into her husbands ear, that would just be so trashy. It's so much better to allow you to beg womento PMsexypictures of themselves over the internet.
That speaks volumes of the women that sends them.Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
Whatever, but people who live in glass houses shouldn't be throwing stones.
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#49
Frank and his wife, having sex:

Wife: Honey, is it in? I can't tell.

Frank: Yeah baby, want me to talk dirty yet?

Wife: Well, if you must.

Frank: Okay... *pant* *grunt* Here goes... *grunt* Shit.

Wife: Well, that's not too good but it's a start. Keep going.

Frank: Er... I can't.
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#50
Frank thinks that everyone should remain silent during sex and if you do speak then it should be something classy like "oh darling, please make sweet love to my naughty spot while I massage your saggy, hairy testicles".
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#51
sally Wrote:
BROTHER Wrote:
sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:My wife doesn't do much gutter talk like that ... she feels similarly to me, apparently. Our dirty talk is a level down, crude skank, but we dig it. Smiley_emoticons_smile
Damn, I forgot about your wife being a church goer and forcing you to go along. She would never utter such slutty words into her husbands ear, that would just be so trashy. It's so much better to allow you to beg womento PMsexypictures of themselves over the internet.
That speaks volumes of the women that sends them.Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
Whatever, but people who live in glass houses shouldn't be throwing stones.
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#52
sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:My wife doesn't do much gutter talk like that ... she feels similarly to me, apparently. Our dirty talk is a level down, crude skank, but we dig it. Smiley_emoticons_smile
Damn, I forgot about your wife being a church goer and forcing you to go along. She would never utter such slutty words into her husbands ear, that would just be so trashy. It's so much better to allow you to beg womento PMsexypictures of themselves over the internet.
I didn't say she doesn't utter slutty words, Farah-skank, I just said not that word. ::aww::
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#53
Middle Finger Wrote:
sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:My wife doesn't do much gutter talk like that ... she feels similarly to me, apparently. Our dirty talk is a level down, crude skank, but we dig it. Smiley_emoticons_smile
Damn, I forgot about your wife being a church goer and forcing you to go along. She would never utter such slutty words into her husbands ear, that would just be so trashy. It's so much better to allow you to beg womento PMsexypictures of themselves over the internet.
I didn't say she doesn't utter slutty words, Farah-skank, I just said not that word. ::aww::
Yeah Yeah, you pick and choose your dirty words. Just go on with your high class sex life then.
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#54
Well, hell...Now I'm always going to wonder if while I'm moaning, "Fuck me harder, baby" if he's thinking Ima low class piece of work.
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#55
HAHAH,,, every woman is a low class piece of ass when you got her pinned to a bed and your only goal is to deposit cum in her. Cum receptacles that's what women are and if you shout "I love your pussy!" while you do it most woman are enthralled that you do love pussy and won't say a fucking word about it.

The only thing better is to tangle your hands in their hair while they blow you and shove it in just a little deeper so they bottom out.
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#56
Saddragon Wrote:The only thing better is to tangle your hands in their hair
I like that part very much.
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#57
sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:
sally Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:My wife doesn't do much gutter talk like that ... she feels similarly to me, apparently. Our dirty talk is a level down, crude skank, but we dig it. Smiley_emoticons_smile
Damn, I forgot about your wife being a church goer and forcing you to go along. She would never utter such slutty words into her husbands ear, that would just be so trashy. It's so much better to allow you to beg womento PMsexypictures of themselves over the internet.
I didn't say she doesn't utter slutty words, Farah-skank, I just said not that word. ::aww::
Yeah Yeah, you pick and choose your dirty words. Just go on with your high class sex life then.
We all pick and choose the words we prefer, don't we?

You people really shouldn't directly debate me because all it will do, eventually, is show how lame your reasoning is. LMPP can attest to that.
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#58
Duchess Wrote:Well, hell...Now I'm always going to wonder if while I'm moaning, "Fuck me harder, baby" if he's thinking Ima low class piece of work.

Personally, I don't feel "fuck me harder" is a problem. I like that, personally. But something like "stick it in my cunt, you asshole" just doesn't do it for me, you know what I mean?
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#59
Middle Finger Wrote:
Duchess Wrote:Well, hell...Now I'm always going to wonder if while I'm moaning, "Fuck me harder, baby" if he's thinking Ima low class piece of work.

Personally, I don't feel "fuck me harder" is a problem. I like that, personally. But something like "stick it in my cunt, you asshole" just doesn't do it for me, you know what I mean?
That could be confusing and possible painful if in the heat of the moment a few words were switched around there............or heard wrong.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#60
Middle Finger Wrote:But something like "stick it in my cunt, you asshole" just doesn't do it for me, you know what I mean?
I know exactly what you mean & if someone were to speak to me like that in the heat of the moment I would push him off me and haul my ass right out the door.
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