Are you passive/aggressive?

[Cracker]

I kinda am. I suspect the rest of you are as well. Hence this site.

The Creeper

[Cracker]

Tooth Fairy:

[Cracker]

Thieves:


I have never left anyone a note. I have sent a few passive/aggressive emails at work. I blind copy them to my buddies if they are especially funny. Good thing I know the IT guy.

The "no soliciting" sign on my front porch isn't working. I may post a more descriptive one if people don't stop knocking on my door trying to sell things. If I want a fucking magazine, I'll go to the store. They have cleaning products there, too. Fundraisers are a rip off, but I do give cash donations to the kiddies. Everybody else can fuck off.

The Jehovah's piss me off, too. I may get a pentagram windchime.

[thekid65]

The only thing similar to this that I've ever done was to place one of those fake "Thanks for parking like an asshole" tickets on someones windshield.

[IMaDick]

I have a sign on my fence right now as we speak, early sat. AM a couple of kids came into my yard and stole an axe, I saw them, I know who they are.


the sign says "I saw you, I know you, Bring back the axe or I will turn you in"

[Maggot]

Give that a few days, they will be back.

[IMaDick]

Give that a few days, they will be back.

That will be good, I just finished putting up a micro CCTV camera on top of the house it gets practically the whole yard, it is hooked to a DVD iit is motion activated by what was a motion light on for 10 minutes after motion stops and will record for 12 hours per disc.

I also put an IR game trail camera on the side yard, let em come.

[Maggot]

I was thinking of getting the game trail cameras for the snowmobile trails around here. For some reason animals will go towards humans , maybe because of the trash and birdfeeders and garden waste. but they like to travel either besides humans or on the same path. unless they are carnivours. They can come very close and you just never know they are there without a night camera. I would have never known grey foxes can be reddish without my buddies camera at his house. I have yet to see a bobcat though.

[Cracker]

I have a sign on my fence right now as we speak, early sat. AM a couple of kids came into my yard and stole an axe, I saw them, I know who they are.

Do you not wonder what they are doing with the axe? Are they dismembering something? What parent didn't notice an extra axe? People need to put the crack pipe down and pay attention.

[username]

That will be good, I just finished putting up a micro CCTV camera on top of the house it gets practically the whole yard, it is hooked to a DVD iit is motion activated by what was a motion light on for 10 minutes after motion stops and will record for 12 hours per disc.

I also put an IR game trail camera on the side yard, let em come.

Jesus, maybe you should just put the money towards moving to a better neighborhood.

[IMaDick]

That will be good, I just finished putting up a micro CCTV camera on top of the house it gets practically the whole yard, it is hooked to a DVD iit is motion activated by what was a motion light on for 10 minutes after motion stops and will record for 12 hours per disc.

I also put an IR game trail camera on the side yard, let em come.

Jesus, maybe you should just put the money towards moving to a better neighborhood.

You're an idiot, I prefer moving the creeps out of the neighborhood I live in, I live right across the street from the elementary school, and intermediate school, in this little village there are no better neighborhoods.

[Cracker]

Your neighborhood is only as good as the worst parents on the block.

[Duchess]

I don't have a 'hood, just acres of land between me & the road and me & any people, that's just the way I like it.

[Cracker]

I get skeered in the woods.

I would be in a state of semi-undress more often if I didn't have neighbors. I don't like pants.

[Duchess]

I sunbathe & swim in the nude, I play my music loud & I have pool parties most weekends in the summer. I LOVE not having neighbors. Did you know that the same rules that apply to neighborhoods don't apply to farm land? I can be as loud as I want & there isn't one damn thing anyone can do about it.

[Cracker]

That sound heavenly. Especially since I am snowed in and the rednecks are pulling their kids' sleds around the iced-over street with four wheelers. Then they will ask Jesus to heal them when they crack their fucking heads open.