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[LuMPyPussy]

Do you think god watches when I masturbate?

[Duchess]

Do you think god watches when I masturbate?

Yup, along with all your dead relatives.

[LuMPyPussy]

Do you think god watches when I masturbate?

Yup, along with all your dead relatives.

Well, I hoped they enjoyed the show this morning. And yesterday. ::

[ramseycat]

Do you think god watches when I masturbate?

Yup, along with all your dead relatives.

Well, I hoped they enjoyed the show this morning. And yesterday. ::

You should tell Frank about it so maybe he can learn some tips in what a woman likes.

[LuMPyPussy]

Do you think he cares?

[Middle Finger]

Do you think god watches when I masturbate?

Yup, along with all your dead relatives.

Well, I hoped they enjoyed the show this morning. And yesterday. ::

You should tell Frank about it so maybe he can learn some tips in what a woman likes.

When the time is right, God will put that information in my path.

[OnBendedKnee]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Do you think god watches when I masturbate?

   Yup, along with all your dead relatives.  

Well, I hoped they enjoyed the show this morning.  And yesterday.  ::

You should tell Frank about it so maybe he can learn some tips in what a woman likes.

When the time is right, God will put that information in my path.

I predict, December 24^th, 2012.

[ramseycat]

Do you think he cares?

Naw. That would be too much work for him. The body pillow doesn't complain when he finishes in under a minute.

[Duchess]

when he finishes in under a minute.

Guys that do that should be branded in some highly visible location on their person...Like across their forehead.



::gahh::

[sally]

Do you think god watches when I masturbate?

Yup, along with all your dead relatives.

Well, I hoped they enjoyed the show this morning. And yesterday. ::

They can't see you if you're in the shower. They can see you if you're in front of the computer looking atGangBangSquad.comwith your skirt hiked up, however ::.

[Middle Finger]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Do you think god watches when I masturbate?

Yup, along with all your dead relatives.

Well, I hoped they enjoyed the show this morning. And yesterday. ::

You should tell Frank about it so maybe he can learn some tips in what a woman likes.

When the time is right, God will put that information in my path.

I predict, December 24^th, 2012.

It's the 21^st, I believe.

[Middle Finger]

when he finishes in under a minute.

Guys that do that should be branded in some highly visible location on their person...Like across their forehead.
::gahh::

For the record, my wife is usually the one who poops out first.

She thinks I encourage her to take multivitamins for general health reasons. ::dlaugh::

[ramseycat]

Have her take pre-natal vitamins. You can get them over the counter now and they are THE best vitamins.

[Middle Finger]

Have her take pre-natal vitamins. You can get them over the counter now and they are THE best vitamins.

I'll see if God puts a bottle in her path.

[ramseycat]

Have her take pre-natal vitamins. You can get them over the counter now and they are THE best vitamins.

I'll see if God puts a bottle in her path.

You do that.

[OnBendedKnee]

My feeling is that when the time is right, God will put the right person for me in my path."
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Or, perhaps it'll be the other way around and he'll be driving an eighteen wheeler!

{insert 'thumbs up' here}

[ramseycat]

My feeling is that when the time is right, God will put the right person for me in my path."
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Or, perhaps it'll be the other way around and he'll be driving an eighteen wheeler!

{insert 'thumbs up' here}

How DARE you!!! See if I ever do a shout out thread to you again. Hmmppff.

::irk::

[Middle Finger]

When the time is right, God will put another non-Man in Ramsey's path.

[ramseycat]

When the time is right, God will put another non-Man in Ramsey's path.

He already did - YOU.

[Middle Finger]

When the time is right, God will put another non-Man in Ramsey's path.

He already did - YOU.

God picks your forum administrators, eh? :shock: At some point the "faith" BS becomes a sign of needing to become an adult.