go N.H. granny!

[Lady Cop]

MANCHESTER, New Hampster - A grandmother with a baseball bat and strong family values protected her sleeping grandson this past Sunday when she found a naked man in her home eating her food. DUMBASS!

At 70-years-young, the woman, only identified as "Bonnie," told various news outlets that there is nothing she wouldn't do to protect her family.

“Nobody hurts my family. I don't care who you are. I will go after you,” Bonnie told NECN following the incident.

Around 3:30 a.m. Sunday morning, the man apparently entered the Manchester home through a kitchen window. He went to the refrigerator, made himself a snack, and made his way to the bathroom to take off all of his clothes.

Bonnie said she woke up when she heard someone walking up her stairs to the second floor, where her grandson was sleeping.

“When I got into the hallway, this man is standing there butt naked and I’m saying, ‘Who are you? How did you get here? Get out of my house! Get out of my house!’ He wouldn’t leave. He just stood there,” Bonnie told WHDH-TV. "When I got the bat, he turned and he ran. Then I got downstairs and he sort of launched at me and I was like, ‘Oh no you don’t! Not in my home!’ and that’s when I hit him with the bat."

[BlueTiki]

Maggot . . .

You sleep walking, again?

[IMaDick]

Too bad it wasn't a fatal hit, this lady needed a firearm, one less dirt bag on the streets, the government should provide weapons to the elderly.

[BlueTiki]

Two balls . . . one strike!

[Lady Cop]

Maggot . . .

You sleep walking, again?

Maggot is a likely suspect! he's the notorious naked clammer you know.

[Duchess]

the government should provide weapons to the elderly.

Jesus Christ.

[Maggot]

This is not very Christian of any of you. You need to go back to whacking Dick in the head with your coach bags ya blue haired devils!

[IMaDick]

I just made a wish, Maggot let me know how your day goes, appreciate it Thanks.