I'm kinda tired of sniping and fighting...

[Cracker]

Welcome to Crackerbox Palace.

You are not man enough for the Crackerbox. hahaha

I always thank people that serve me. I am a good tipper. I just don't want to tip the garbage dude or the mail dude. If they went above and beyond like bringing up the cans for me once in awhile or even picking them up when they knock them over, I might throw something their way.

And yes Cracker i am at work and yes I am slacking at this very moment. I have a raging headache that meds are not touching. I am sticking it out trying to get at least something done instead of going home sick. At least I am here to answer my phone so my collegues don't have to.

Turn the heat down in your house at night. These are great for a headache, but people will think you are snorting a tampon:

[Maggot]

You are the true enigma wrapped in bacon.

[Cracker]

You are the true enigma wrapped in bacon.

I don't have the energy to be a bitch all the time.

[ramseycat]

I have to wait till I get home to see the pic Cracker posted. My mind is running amok though trying to figure out what would make me look like I was snorting a tampon.