Do you like white chocolate?

[Maggot]

Did you just fall out of the "hate" tree? Just read it and let it ferment.
The troll you knumption, yeah, the troll.

I don't even know what a hate tree is. I will let it ferment. Geez, touchy fucker...

you slay me!

[Smegma]

This is like JRR Tolkien on acid.

[Maggot]

This is like JRR Tolkien on acid.

Nope..just plain ole Charles Dodgson.

[HairOfTheDog]

"Hate Tree" - lyrics
by A Few Loose Screws

You bury the seed deep within
Your heart
Bury it beneath all your pain
All your scars and misconceptions
Has caused this seed to grow into your
Hate tree

Your hate tree it stands so tall
Overshadows your life, overshadows
Your life
Your hate tree

Now you've climbed to the top and
Closed your eyes
Trying to shut out and ignore reality
Now you know you've got to get down
But instead your choice is to hide among
The branches of your hate tree

Your hate tree it stands so tall
Overshadows your life, overshadows
Your life
Your hate tree
Get off of your hate tree

Deep...

[Maggot]

Oh shit!

[Cracker]

..... and your lil' dog too.

I like how the people who use every old sad line accuse others of being derivative. It is completely bovine.

Cows crack me up because they will hide their head behind a tree and think you can't see the rest of them sticking out because they can't see you. The same thing applies when you have your head up someone's ass. We can still see your fly-ridden ass and saggy teats. Can't unrung that bell.

[Duchess]

Basset Hound!

[FAHQTOO]

Basset Hound!

I know Duchess, I want Sallys Bassett. How is your Christmas present doing? Is he potty trained yet?...

[Duchess]

How is your Christmas present doing? Is he potty trained yet?...

Yes, he is. He rings the bell to go out like Belle' did. He ate my faux fur.

[Duchess]

[Smegma]

..... and your lil' dog too.

I like how the people who use every old sad line accuse others of being derivative. It is completely bovine.

Cows crack me up because they will hide their head behind a tree and think you can't see the rest of them sticking out because they can't see you. The same thing applies when you have your head up someone's ass. We can still see your fly-ridden ass and saggy teats. Can't unrung that bell.

Now you know what cows are thinking. You're quite an amazing woman, Cracker.

[Cynical Ninja]

basic reading comprehention.

I'll take the pepsi challenge with your reading COMPREHENSION anyday fuckwit.

[Cynical Ninja]

Your truth is fantasy in your empty hairy coconut shaped noggin. I would be afraid to eat anything from Europe considering the water quality there, I may as well suck lumpy turds through a straw. I do feel bad for the children though. Being the third person using the same bathwater must suck eh?

A post consisting of 100% mistruths. My tap water quality is so high I never bother with bottled water anymore, can you say the same my little one dimensional yap dog?

European cuisine knocks yank cuisine out of the park, without european cuisine yank cuisine wouldn't even exist anyway. You took European cuisine and completely fucked it up beyond recognition.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

basic reading comprehention.

I'll take the pepsi challenge with your reading COMPREHENSION anyday fuckwit.

I said reading, not spelling dipshit

[Cynical Ninja]

I said reading, not spelling dipshit

Can't have one skill without the other as you so aptly demonstrate bonehead.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

I said reading, not spelling dipshit

Can't have one skill without the other as you so aptly demonstrate bonehead.

actually you can, as both of you have so aptly demonstrated

[Maggot]

Your truth is fantasy in your empty hairy coconut shaped noggin. I would be afraid to eat anything from Europe considering the water quality there, I may as well suck lumpy turds through a straw. I do feel bad for the children though. Being the third person using the same bathwater must suck eh?

A post consisting of 100% mistruths. My tap water quality is so high I never bother with bottled water anymore, can you say the same my little one dimensional yap dog?

European cuisine knocks yank cuisine out of the park, without european cuisine yank cuisine wouldn't even exist anyway. You took European cuisine and completely fucked it up beyond recognition.

I guess it is true that once you drink piss water it tastes like wine after awhile. Keep boiling that water and remember to strain it. Keep the iodine drops nearby and if it smells like sulpher it's probably good but boil it again. Remember be safe my little willie. Anytime you need a taste of real food take a swim across the pond. When you get to this side the oil and grease should be washed off by then. Remember good clean American food awaits.

[Smegma]

What a waste of a perfectly good chocolate thread.

[Duchess]

LC's crime forum is the only forum where it's insisted people stay on topic. That's hers to do with as she pleases.

I never care that topics are derailed, I liken it to letting you all play in traffic. That works for me.

[Maggot]

They had chocolate shoes filled with candy. I do not know what size they were. They were high heels not sneakers or clogs......