Hey Oscar...

[Oscar]

How about showing a photograph of yourself Including your face ?

I can't do that, I look like a wildebeest.

My arsse right now Is about as big as the horse In my avatar. See ? No good comes of quitting smoking.

[ramseycat]

Hey Crashe, leave me out of your nonsense.

And Oscar, what is with the capital I's on every word that starts with an I? Most of you posts make no sense whatsoever. Stop trying to sound intelligent using 50 cent words. It's not working.

[Oscar]

Hey Crashe, leave me out of your nonsense.

And Oscar, what is with the capital I's on every word that starts with an I? Most of you posts make no sense whatsoever. Stop trying to sound intelligent using 50 cent words. It's not working.

Oh look. Another 50 plus year old lard arsse using a chic young avatar In the vague hope some retard will be fooled Into thinking It's them. Sad sad sad... Post a photograph of the real you Instead of trying to kid the world that's you In the avatar.

I bet your wrinkled old tits are on your knee's right now. No ? Prove It. Post that pic of yourself. Come on , let's see the real you here.

[Oscar]

Can I be so pertinent...

No, you can't; you're fucking irrelevant....and so was your use of that word in that sentence. Stop trying to be smarter than you are. Some folks actually like members of the proletariat, you might be surprised

You know Crash, the more posts of your's I read, the more I'm getting maybe you're not American. Let's see.... Australian maybe ?

As for the wife beating, nope, second thoughts, you don't have a wife do you ?

[ramseycat]

Hey Crashe, leave me out of your nonsense.

And Oscar, what is with the capital I's on every word that starts with an I? Most of you posts make no sense whatsoever. Stop trying to sound intelligent using 50 cent words. It's not working.

Oh look. Another 50 plus year old lard arsse using a chic young avatar In the vague hope some retard will be fooled Into thinking It's them. Sad sad sad... Post a photograph of the real you Instead of trying to kid the world that's you In the avatar.

I bet your wrinkled old tits are on your knee's right now. No ? Prove It. Post that pic of yourself. Come on , let's see the real you here.

Really? I am not over 50. I am not even 50. LC actually chooses my avatar. Kind of an inside joke between us. I don't assume the people on Mock are so dumb that they would think a cartoon pic is a real picture of me. I do have a real photo of me on here. I am sure you have seen Cracker bust on me about my hair in the pic. I will not however post pics of my titts and ass. I personally find that tacky.

You seriously need to stop trying to sound smart. This is a mock forum. Just speak naturally. The more you try to sound intelligent, the more stupid you come across.

[Oscar]

Hey Crashe, leave me out of your nonsense.

And Oscar, what is with the capital I's on every word that starts with an I? Most of you posts make no sense whatsoever. Stop trying to sound intelligent using 50 cent words. It's not working.

Oh look. Another 50 plus year old lard arsse using a chic young avatar In the vague hope some retard will be fooled Into thinking It's them. Sad sad sad... Post a photograph of the real you Instead of trying to kid the world that's you In the avatar.

I bet your wrinkled old tits are on your knee's right now. No ? Prove It. Post that pic of yourself. Come on , let's see the real you here.

Really? I am not over 50. I am not even 50. LC actually chooses my avatar. Kind of an inside joke between us. I don't assume the people on Mock are so dumb that they would think a cartoon pic is a real picture of me. I do have a real photo of me on here. I am sure you have seen Cracker bust on me about my hair in the pic. I will not however post pics of my titts and ass. I personally find that tacky.

You seriously need to stop trying to sound smart. This is a mock forum. Just speak naturally. The more you try to sound intelligent, the more stupid you come across.

Yet you felt the need to explain your age and your avatar rather defensively.

Sucker !!!

[Midwest Spy]

I will not however post pics of my titts and ass.

This ^^^^^^^ is where I've lost interest.

Just one, please!!

[Lady Cop]

Oscar i have a question about proper English tea.
i use loose leaves, English breakfast, Earl Grey and others. recently i read an Englishman say to add the milk as soon as you add the hot water! i had never done that, but rather let it steep first. so i've tried this method and it seems a bit weak but alright.

which is correct for a proper cuppa?

[Oscar]

Oscar i have a question about proper English tea.
i use loose leaves, English breakfast, Earl Grey and others. recently i read an Englishman say to add the milk as soon as you add the hot water! i had never done that, but rather let it steep first. so i've tried this method and it seems a bit weak but alright.

which is correct for a proper cuppa?

Adding the milk as soon as you add the hot water Is a crime.

No. The correct method Is to warm the pot by swilling boiling water around It and then tipping It away. Add the tea and boiling water and stir for a few seconds to help the leaves Infuse. Leave to steep for 2 minutes only and then stir the pot again before pouring. Then add the milk and sugar.

[ramseycat]

Hey Crashe, leave me out of your nonsense.

And Oscar, what is with the capital I's on every word that starts with an I? Most of you posts make no sense whatsoever. Stop trying to sound intelligent using 50 cent words. It's not working.

Oh look. Another 50 plus year old lard arsse using a chic young avatar In the vague hope some retard will be fooled Into thinking It's them. Sad sad sad... Post a photograph of the real you Instead of trying to kid the world that's you In the avatar.

I bet your wrinkled old tits are on your knee's right now. No ? Prove It. Post that pic of yourself. Come on , let's see the real you here.

Really? I am not over 50. I am not even 50. LC actually chooses my avatar. Kind of an inside joke between us. I don't assume the people on Mock are so dumb that they would think a cartoon pic is a real picture of me. I do have a real photo of me on here. I am sure you have seen Cracker bust on me about my hair in the pic. I will not however post pics of my titts and ass. I personally find that tacky.

You seriously need to stop trying to sound smart. This is a mock forum. Just speak naturally. The more you try to sound intelligent, the more stupid you come across.

Yet you felt the need to explain your age and your avatar rather defensively.

Sucker !!!

You threw it out there assface. I just corrected your errors.

[Oscar]

Hey Crashe, leave me out of your nonsense.

And Oscar, what is with the capital I's on every word that starts with an I? Most of you posts make no sense whatsoever. Stop trying to sound intelligent using 50 cent words. It's not working.

Oh look. Another 50 plus year old lard arsse using a chic young avatar In the vague hope some retard will be fooled Into thinking It's them. Sad sad sad... Post a photograph of the real you Instead of trying to kid the world that's you In the avatar.

I bet your wrinkled old tits are on your knee's right now. No ? Prove It. Post that pic of yourself. Come on , let's see the real you here.

Really? I am not over 50. I am not even 50. LC actually chooses my avatar. Kind of an inside joke between us. I don't assume the people on Mock are so dumb that they would think a cartoon pic is a real picture of me. I do have a real photo of me on here. I am sure you have seen Cracker bust on me about my hair in the pic. I will not however post pics of my titts and ass. I personally find that tacky.

You seriously need to stop trying to sound smart. This is a mock forum. Just speak naturally. The more you try to sound intelligent, the more stupid you come across.

Yet you felt the need to explain your age and your avatar rather defensively.

Sucker !!!

You threw it out there assface. I just corrected your errors.

Nothing more sad that an ageing single mom who's sole enjoyment In her day Is vacuuming while she waits for the welfare cheque.
Isn't there some chores need doing In your trailer ?

[IMaDick]

Nothing more sad that an ageing single mom who's sole enjoyment In her day Is vacuuming while she waits for the welfare cheque.
Isn't there some chores need doing In your trailer ?

I'm thinking there is at least one thing that is more sad.

Do you think you can figure out how to trim the quotes?

That's a good little quim.

[Oscar]

Nothing more sad that an ageing single mom who's sole enjoyment In her day Is vacuuming while she waits for the welfare cheque.
Isn't there some chores need doing In your trailer ?

I'm thinking there is at least one thing that is more sad.

Do you think you can figure out how to trim the quotes?

That's a good little quim.

Now now now. There I was only the other day annoying Spot with your name.

[username]

Come on then username.

You seem to be taking your time here. Or are you waiting for your day release pass from the asylum?

I'm just enjoying my coffee, thanks. So, your join date was back In 2010. Did they lock you up for a few years for that assault charge?

Do you pull hair when you fight? Brawling is low-class enough but adding hair pulling to It is just tacky.

[IMaDick]

Nothing more sad that an ageing single mom who's sole enjoyment In her day Is vacuuming while she waits for the welfare cheque.
Isn't there some chores need doing In your trailer ?

I'm thinking there is at least one thing that is more sad.

Do you think you can figure out how to trim the quotes?

That's a good little quim.

Now now now. There I was only the other day annoying Spot with your name.

And it worked didn't it?

now lets get back to your less than successful attempts at personal insults and then your immediate apologies for trying.

[username]

Can I be so pertinent...

No, you can't; you're fucking irrelevant....and so was your use of that word in that sentence. Stop trying to be smarter than you are. Some folks actually like members of the proletariat, you might be surprised

She's impertinent.

[username]

As for the rage you have displayed at my presence here at Mock.... ' Me thinks the lady doth protest too much'.

Jesus. Rage is attacking someone and getting arrested for it, ya' stupid tool.

[Oscar]

Come on then username.

You seem to be taking your time here. Or are you waiting for your day release pass from the asylum?

I'm just enjoying my coffee, thanks. So, your join date was back In 2010. Did they lock you up for a few years for that assault charge?

Do you pull hair when you fight? Brawling is low-class enough but adding hair pulling to It is just tacky.

No I'm sorry old girl. I gave you three wake up calls this morning and you missed parade. I have been entertained In your absence by the Australian widower but you don't get second chances. Shame, It could have been fun.

[Oscar]

Nothing more sad that an ageing single mom who's sole enjoyment In her day Is vacuuming while she waits for the welfare cheque.
Isn't there some chores need doing In your trailer ?

I'm thinking there is at least one thing that is more sad.

Do you think you can figure out how to trim the quotes?

That's a good little quim.

Now now now. There I was only the other day annoying Spot with your name.

And it worked didn't it?

now lets get back to your less than successful attempts at personal insults and then your immediate apologies for trying.

Spot Is like a tightly wound clock.... there for my amusement.

[ramseycat]

Nothing more sad that an ageing single mom who's sole enjoyment In her day Is vacuuming while she waits for the welfare cheque.
Isn't there some chores need doing In your trailer ?

I'm thinking there is at least one thing that is more sad.

Do you think you can figure out how to trim the quotes?

That's a good little quim.

I think she has proven Dickie that she is not nearly as smart as she would like us to believe.