Just So You Know...

[aussiefriend]

7/11 when was the last time you rode a bike?

Are you politely telling me to get on it?

[Maggot]

N o I w a s j u s t a s k i n g b e c a u s e I w a s c u r i o u s .

[HairOfTheDog]

N o I w a s j u s t a s k i n g b e c a u s e I w a s c u r i o u s .

You are a happy man today. That dancin' banana is making the rounds.

[Maggot]

He is a bit snappy eh?

[HairOfTheDog]

He is a bit snappy eh?

Very snappy. Makes me wonder if you successfully pulled the old "inkless pen" routine on someone today.

[Maggot]

Hell...I do that EVERY day. I did send a salesman into the general managers office today and before he left said "by the way watch out he's gay"

[aussiefriend]

"by the way watch out he's gay"

keep your back to the wall

[Duchess]

[Maggot]

Dont worry its like a preperation H enema. My eyes and pecker withdraw also.

[HairOfTheDog]

Hell...I do that EVERY day. I did send a salesman into the general managers office today and before he left said "by the way watch out he's gay"

Goof ball! Your dancin' banana is making it impossible not to smile. Here's a true story. My mom is not very politically correct and my dadn't wasn't so much either. Funny people. I had to tell my mom not to say, "that's so gay!" all the time when they'd come visit me in San Francisco. So, one time my parents are in town and we go to the Buena Vista club for Irish Coffee and these two cool old dudes (a couple) were chattin' with us and my dad whips out a joke just to embarass me.

Q: "What's the best pick up line in San Francisco?".
A: "May I push in your stool?"

Luckily the guys started busting up.

If I had the dancin' banana emoticon, I'd insert it here.

[Maggot]

Gay people laugh too. They just usually fart when they do. Hopefully they dont have allergies and sneeze at the same time. Only because Joe Cocker trademarked that move.

[aussiefriend]

Gay people laugh too. They just usually fart when they do. Hopefully they dont have allergies and sneeze at the same time. Only because Joe Cocker trademarked that move.

oh great, so now we are going to attack the LGBT community. Are there no depths to our depravity? Is nothing sacred?

[Maggot]

Gay people laugh too. They just usually fart when they do. Hopefully they dont have allergies and sneeze at the same time. Only because Joe Cocker trademarked that move.

oh great, so now we are going to attack the LGBT community. Are there no depths to our depravity? Is nothing sacred?

Yes......you can still scratch your ass when on-line. Or your head, sometimes its tough to decide but eventually one overwhelms the other.

[FAHQTOO]

See this MS? Cracker is pointing out how boring the forum is when she isn't here to post her stimulating posts. It's my fault because I can't hang with the big boys and be an ubber bitch like her. Maybe if you ask her really nicely she will come back and continue to berate me post after post after post and throw in a racist post here and there to break things up.

Ramsey, I don't enjoy the name-calling between you and Cracker.

I do miss the occasional 'punch to the gut' that she sometimes provided.

Aussie learned and you can too.

Start hurling the verbal bombs and grenades.

Not my style. Besides I don't care all that much what her opinion is.

Your actions speak louder than your words. If it didn't bug the shit out of you, you would just ignore her. What she had to say would be irrelevant, and not a second thought would be given.

[ramseycat]

See this MS? Cracker is pointing out how boring the forum is when she isn't here to post her stimulating posts. It's my fault because I can't hang with the big boys and be an ubber bitch like her. Maybe if you ask her really nicely she will come back and continue to berate me post after post after post and throw in a racist post here and there to break things up.

Ramsey, I don't enjoy the name-calling between you and Cracker.

I do miss the occasional 'punch to the gut' that she sometimes provided.

Aussie learned and you can too.

Start hurling the verbal bombs and grenades.

Not my style. Besides I don't care all that much what her opinion is.

Your actions speak louder than your words. If it didn't bug the shit out of you, you would just ignore her. What she had to say would be irrelevant, and not a second thought would be given.

Maybe. But clearly she is trying to make a point here. Or maybe she just left. I would prefer the later but I'm aure Mock isn't that lucky.

[JsMom]

I don't see the point she is trying to make. Mock lives on with or without her. I enjoy the newbitches so far. Mocking is fun but being down right evil is ridiculous. It's fun to break away from the norm sometimes. I hope everyones weekend started off on the right foot. I know mine did. Nothing like getting my nails done and a pedi before heading to the bonfire to have a few drinks.

[Cracker]

Some of you people are boring and fucking stupid. It isn't a secret. Fat and/or ugly, too, not that it matters online.

Wait...does it matter online? I think it might. I think being undesirable causes a certain grasping mentality that is purveyed by words. We can feel you trying to drag us into your hopelessness.

I can't go there yet. Maybe I'll sustain deep emotional and facial damage like ramsey or get really fat like JsMom in the next few years and fall into the Pit of Disappointment. Until then, I'm sorry, I just don't relate to you worthless cows.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Or maybe you'll just smoke some more crack and ponder your ethnicity.

[Ma Huang Sor]

I don't see the point she is trying to make. Mock lives on with or without her. I enjoy the newbitches so far. Mocking is fun but being down right evil is ridiculous. It's fun to break away from the norm sometimes. I hope everyones weekend started off on the right foot. I know mine did. Nothing like getting my nails done and a pedi before heading to the bonfire to have a few drinks.

That's hot. I was wired for sound after the play last night. What a great show. My daughter played Hermia, and they did a fucking excellent job all around. That's one of my favorite Shakespeare stories.

Tomorrow night my wife sings with Green Mountain Choraliers, that'll be fun too. Today I have to vacuum all the cobwebs out of the cellar.

Ick.

[sally]

Today I have to vacuum all the cobwebs out of the cellar.

Ick.

And don't forget to put on your red lipstick and tuck your dick back.