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THE GAY CURE
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When James Guay was 12, he went into a Christian bookstore to look for information on what was wrong with him. He found just one book on homosexuality -- "on how to change it," he recalled. When he brought it to the counter, the clerk asked if it was for him. "She said she would pray for me," he said.

A few years later Guay had a nervous breakdown and told his parents what was distressing him. His father, a pastor, helped him find a licensed "ex-gay" psychologist. The psychologist said he had been gay, but now was married to a woman. He told Guay that change was possible. "It was this newfound hope," Guay said. Within six months to a year, the therapist promised him, Guay could overcome his attraction to men and learn to be attracted to women.

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#2
gay "cures", needless lobotomies, ice-cold baths in strait jackets...these things go by the wayside with education, science, and progress.

they used to burn witches too, and heretics. and the world was flat.


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Family Guy did a funny parody about Tom Cruise and homosexuality.

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IF he's gay, apparently Scientology can't "cure" the natural desires either...
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I would think modifying sexual proclivity would be as difficult the other way around: A straight man to homosexual.
If that sounds ludicrous (and it is) then the opposite is equally as such.
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Thanks for taking the teeth out of the joke post I was developing as I read through the thread OBK.
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My apologies.
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Yeah it was going to be great - Something along the lines of being straight but trying to be queer to no avail w/ a must be born that way tangent. Maybe even a pray the straight away angle or something.
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My favorite movie is "But I'm a cheerleader"
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My favorite movie is Apocalypse Now.
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I don't have a favorite movie. Smiley_emoticons_slash

I can't sit still through a film so I can't imagine having one I'd want to watch over & over again.

I do try to watch A Christmas Carol during the holiday season, does that count?
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(08-19-2012, 02:47 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't have a favorite movie. Smiley_emoticons_slash

I can't sit still through a film so I can't imagine having one I'd want to watch over & over again.

I do try to watch A Christmas Carol during the holiday season, does that count?

No. That movie is shit.
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(08-19-2012, 12:41 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: I would think modifying sexual proclivity would be as difficult the other way around:


I really don't think it would be all that difficult. You should try jumping into a hot tub with a good looking tranny sometime and see what happens, just for the hell it.
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(08-19-2012, 03:55 PM)sally Wrote:
(08-19-2012, 12:41 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: I would think modifying sexual proclivity would be as difficult the other way around:


I really don't think it would be all that difficult. You should try jumping into a hot tub with a good looking tranny sometime and see what happens, just for the hell it.

Sounds good. Can it not be Clang?
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(08-19-2012, 04:19 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(08-19-2012, 03:55 PM)sally Wrote:
(08-19-2012, 12:41 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: I would think modifying sexual proclivity would be as difficult the other way around:


I really don't think it would be all that difficult. You should try jumping into a hot tub with a good looking tranny sometime and see what happens, just for the hell it.

Sounds good. Can it not be Clang?


Well I was thinking more of a feminine looking Thai man with long black hair and breast implants, not a 300 lb man in a bikini that smells of Bengay and garlic.
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(08-19-2012, 05:54 PM)sally Wrote:
(08-19-2012, 04:19 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(08-19-2012, 03:55 PM)sally Wrote:
(08-19-2012, 12:41 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: I would think modifying sexual proclivity would be as difficult the other way around:


I really don't think it would be all that difficult. You should try jumping into a hot tub with a good looking tranny sometime and see what happens, just for the hell it.

Sounds good. Can it not be Clang?


Well I was thinking more of a feminine looking Thai man with long black hair and breast implants, not a 300 lb man in a bikini that smells of Bengay and garlic.

hahBlowing-kisses

Good one, sally.
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(08-19-2012, 05:54 PM)sally Wrote:
(08-19-2012, 04:19 PM)Riotgear Wrote:
(08-19-2012, 03:55 PM)sally Wrote:
(08-19-2012, 12:41 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: I would think modifying sexual proclivity would be as difficult the other way around:


I really don't think it would be all that difficult. You should try jumping into a hot tub with a good looking tranny sometime and see what happens, just for the hell it.

Sounds good. Can it not be Clang?


Well I was thinking more of a feminine looking Thai man with long black hair and breast implants, not a 300 lb man in a bikini that smells of Bengay and garlic.

Um yeah that doesn't help. They're always rocking that weird little dark brown vienna sausage. No bueno.
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