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11-02-2012, 08:43 AM


I thought of you this morning when I saw Aerosmith was having a concert on the Today show.

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11-02-2012, 09:19 AM
I'd bet my left nut that most of you lady Mockers still have your Steven Tyler posters hanging in your bedrooms.

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11-02-2012, 09:25 AM
Hand it over MS.
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11-02-2012, 09:27 AM
(11-02-2012, 09:19 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'd bet my left nut


Say goodbye to your left cojone. Ta Ta
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11-02-2012, 09:34 AM
He has a wife and kids, he can't give you something she owns in a jar.
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11-02-2012, 09:56 AM
I actually thinks the wife keeps his balls in that special compartment in her purse. That way they are always handy.
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11-02-2012, 09:58 AM
In light of ESAD's statement, which in fact is true, I'll be mailing a xeroxed copy of my left testicle to Ramsey and Duchess.

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11-02-2012, 10:00 AM
Might as well just include both MS as I'm sure you will lose the other one at some point.
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11-02-2012, 10:03 AM
(11-02-2012, 09:58 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: In light of ESAD's statement, which in fact is true, I'll be mailing a xeroxed copy of my left testicle to Ramsey and Duchess.

Buying the frame for it is on you.

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11-02-2012, 10:07 AM
(11-02-2012, 10:03 AM)ESAD Wrote:
(11-02-2012, 09:58 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: In light of ESAD's statement, which in fact is true, I'll be mailing a xeroxed copy of my left testicle to Ramsey and Duchess.

Buying the frame for it is on you.

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hah

We owe that one to Gear?

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Gotta be comfortable in your own skin. (I personally hate that one)
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11-02-2012, 10:07 AM
(11-02-2012, 08:43 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I thought of you this morning when I saw Aerosmith was having a concert on the Today show.

Happy Friday, Mockers! Blowing-kisses



Good Morning Duchess.

Damn...I called in sick today. Wish I would have known. I was watching Good Morning America.

I don't recall exactly what I've said about Steven in the past...probably something to the fact that I would do him in a heartbeat. Welllll, times change, people get older, man boobs grow, and grow and grow.....

I'll have to rescind my offer to Steven...he would have to have breast reduction surgery, and maybe a face transplant. Hahaha!!

I STILL LOVE him though...would have loved to see the band this morning.
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11-02-2012, 10:11 AM
(11-02-2012, 10:07 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(11-02-2012, 10:03 AM)ESAD Wrote:
(11-02-2012, 09:58 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: In light of ESAD's statement, which in fact is true, I'll be mailing a xeroxed copy of my left testicle to Ramsey and Duchess.

Buying the frame for it is on you.

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hah

We owe that one to Gear?

Someone once uttered: 'The truth shall set you free.' (Reality)

Gotta be comfortable in your own skin. (I personally hate that one)

He used it enough to get a credit.
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11-02-2012, 10:12 AM
(11-02-2012, 09:19 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'd bet my left nut that most of you lady Mockers still have your Steven Tyler posters hanging in your bedrooms.

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You'll have to hand over the left nut...but I did have a pic of Eddie Van Halen on my wall before, during and after my first marriage...hah Thats what happens when you marry at the ripe old age of 19...and not even knocked up.

He's nasty as all hell now too!!
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11-02-2012, 10:13 AM


He was so cute back in the day. Mickey Rourke used to be hot stuff too.
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11-02-2012, 10:15 AM
Hes a freak like donatella versace
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11-02-2012, 10:15 AM
So fugly.
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11-02-2012, 10:18 AM
(11-02-2012, 10:15 AM)ESAD Wrote: So fugly.


I now have to agree with that statement, although I still love his personality and the band.
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11-02-2012, 10:19 AM
Maybe so but he looks like someone has put plasticine all over his dripping away face
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11-02-2012, 10:20 AM
Its like his face is so afraid of his face its trying to escape.
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11-02-2012, 10:20 AM
Yea he is not attractive at all. I do love the music though.
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