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(01-19-2013, 02:54 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (01-19-2013, 01:58 PM)ESAD Wrote: They might have just been trying to determine if you were human...
I'm not human. The movie E.T. is autobiographical. I've loved wearing dresses ever since Gertie put me in one. Also, its hard picking your nose or scratching your balls when your finger glows.
Shut up ya homo.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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When we were stationed at benning, the SSGT would get an order to choose 15 random people from the unit to go do the test. The SSGT new which solders smoked and who didn't. He'd just 'randomly' pick people that didn't smoke.
There was not one positive test out of the unit for the whole 2 years that we were there.
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(01-19-2013, 03:02 PM)ESAD Wrote: (01-19-2013, 02:54 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (01-19-2013, 01:58 PM)ESAD Wrote: They might have just been trying to determine if you were human...
I'm not human. The movie E.T. is autobiographical. I've loved wearing dresses ever since Gertie put me in one. Also, its hard picking your nose or scratching your balls when your finger glows.
Shut up ya homo.
Have a drink, Boring McBoringson.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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(01-19-2013, 04:19 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (01-19-2013, 03:02 PM)ESAD Wrote: (01-19-2013, 02:54 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (01-19-2013, 01:58 PM)ESAD Wrote: They might have just been trying to determine if you were human...
I'm not human. The movie E.T. is autobiographical. I've loved wearing dresses ever since Gertie put me in one. Also, its hard picking your nose or scratching your balls when your finger glows.
Shut up ya homo.
Have a drink, Boring McBoringson.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
go suckle on mothers teats you sick fat fuck.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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(01-19-2013, 04:21 PM)ESAD Wrote: (01-19-2013, 04:19 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (01-19-2013, 03:02 PM)ESAD Wrote: (01-19-2013, 02:54 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: (01-19-2013, 01:58 PM)ESAD Wrote: They might have just been trying to determine if you were human...
I'm not human. The movie E.T. is autobiographical. I've loved wearing dresses ever since Gertie put me in one. Also, its hard picking your nose or scratching your balls when your finger glows.
Shut up ya homo.
Have a drink, Boring McBoringson.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
go suckle on mothers teats you sick fat fuck.
Thats better. I was worried about you. That lame homo insult isn't your style.
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Boring McBoringson.
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(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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(01-19-2013, 10:51 AM)ESAD Wrote: Nope I have never even been asked.
Good job, I suppose.